For Overcoming Outerspace LifeForm Seizures
We are not alone in this universe. Whoever or whatever is out there could just be curious about human life. Or they may be hostile? Whatever the case the fact is, you could be at risk of alien abduction at any moment. Our Alien Protection Ransom Insurance and Liability cover, offers you comprehensive protection against the unexpected (as in the completely, totally and utterly unexpected).
Apparently, Hong Kong has one of the world’s highest life expectancies (84 years old), but it is one of the least happy places in the world. That type of contradiction is likely to make anyone curious, especially anybody visiting this planet for the first time and looking to learn more. That’s why we believe Hong Kong is high-risk for alien abduction.
We accept any of the following in support of your claim:
Don’t forget to file your police report and keep your original receipts for any expenditure!
We don’t. We reserve the right to define it when you make a claim. It’s easier that way. (The policy doesn’t need to be that long).
Getting abducted once by aliens is unlucky. Getting abducted twice is careless. Three times, well, you must be doing something really wrong. Either that, or you have a heightened attraction to aliens and we just can’t handle that risk.
Chihuahuas look a bit like aliens. As such there is a greater risk of abduction on the basis that, aliens might see a Chihuahua and feel compelled to rescue it as one of its own. We simply can’t take that level of risk.
Peng Chau is such a great island. It’s quiet, it’s conveniently only a short ferry ride away and has a wonderfully relaxed vibe. The people who live there are also really nice. If aliens were to land anywhere in Hong Kong out of choice, it would definitely be Peng Chau. There’s no way we can take that risk.